Progressive states like New York and California are surprisingly leading a return to traditional schooling by banning screens and restricting AI in classrooms. The author argues that conservatives, typically valuing tradition, should wholeheartedly embrace this "common sense" reform. Citing declining student performance on national and international tests, the article suggests that modern educational experiments, including widespread screen time and AI, are failing. Despite other contributing factors, the author asserts that avoiding "AI slop" in learning is crucial. This shift, he contends, aligns with conservative principles and is vital for improving critical thinking and overall education quality. Conservatives should follow suit.